What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 01:52

Dr No
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
What is the most ridiculous obviously false verse in the Bible?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Have you ever answered your door in lingerie?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Can you tell me something about yourself?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why is the word "democracy" not in the preamble of the US Constitution?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
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A View to a Kill
You Only Live Twice
-”She is very sexyful!”